So I was talking to a muslim today about the Iraq thing and we got onto wider topics ie Islam itself.
(Note to self: stop grilling people sceptically about their religion. One day someone’s going to hit you)
Anyway, most muslims I speak to are moderate but this one today was one of the more extreme types. The conversation went thus:
(Note: my opponent in this debate knows the Koran by heart and has been studying Islam for 3 years at an Islamic school that is connected in some vague way to Mullah Omar)
ME: Afghans followed a different style of Islam before the Taliban came along. Taliban Islam was Saudi (arab) influenced.
HIM: Yes but the Taliban were generally Afghans (with others from around the world). The arabs were Bin Laden and his bunch.
ME: But you cannot deny that the Kabul people were glad to see the back of the Taliban.
HIM: That is because the time has not yet come but it will come soon.
ME: oh really, how soon?
HIM: Very soon.
ME: How do you know?
HIM: Because the Hadiths tell us there will be ten signs before the coming of the Mahdi (the Caliph) who will unite all the muslims under one ruler.
ME: Hmm, this whole Caliphate idea seems a bit suspect to me. Let’s face it, no muslim country wants to be ruled by another muslim country. Bangladesh don’t want to be ruled by Pakistan. Syria and Egypt joined together in 1959 but that only lasted 2 years before Syria said “fuck this, we’re going to be independent again”
HIM: That’s because the Madhi hasn’t come yet. Once the Mahdi comes the scales will fall from peoples eyes and all will join together.
ME: You keep going on about this Mahdi guy but when’s he going to come?
HIM: The Prophet said that he will come very soon.
…at this point he gestured with his right hand holding his two forefingers apart…
HIM: The Prophet said the time between his (Mohammed’s) appearance and the Mahdi’s appearance would be this short.
…pointing to the gap between his index finger and his next finger…
ME: Well, the Earth is 15 billion years old, maybe that gap (pointing to the gap between his fingers) is a thousand years or even a million years.
HIM: No, because the gap the Prophet was talking about isn’t the gap between the creation of the earth and the coming of the Mahdi, it’s the gap between his time on earth and the coming of the Mahdi.
ME: Even so, that gap could be a thousand years.
HIM: Yes but there are ten signs that will precede the coming of the Mahdi and some of these have already been fulfilled
The conversation covered other stuff too eg:
HIM: If America invades Saudi then all the muslims will rise up.
ME: I don’t doubt it. However America isn’t going to invade Saudi
HIM: Because they’re scared
ME: Wee-ell I don’t think they’re scared as such. I just don’t think they want to. You are right that part of the reason they wouldn’t do it is that they don’t want to offend muslims.
HIM: Invading Iraq is an invasion of a muslim country
ME: Yes but I think you need to understand that American foreign policy isn’t geared towards starting a religious war. That may just be an unfortuate side-effect but it’s not something that factors into American thinking. America is a capitalist country they just follow the money.
HIM: America’s time will come
ME: Of that I have no doubt. All empires fall - look at Rome, Greece, the British empire, the Ottomans. Maybe China will be the next world power.
Anyway I checked on the net to see what these “ten signs” were that will precede the coming of the Mahdi and from what I can discover they seem to include things like:
- Jesus will come again and pray behind the Mahdi at Mecca (thus making all the Christians convert to Islam)
- There will be a big earthquake in Saudi (hmm, is Saudi even on a fault line? When was the last earthquake in Saudi?)
- The sun will rise in the west
So, I’m thinking - it’s not going to happen any time soon then.
The only signs that may happen soon are that there will supposedly be a lunar eclipse at the start of Ramadan and then a solar eclipse in the middle of Ramadan.
Now apparently this will happen in November this year (during Ramadan). Although the lunar eclipse won’t be impressive because the moon will be just a sliver at the time so most people won’t even notice it and the solar eclipse will only be visible from Antartica (and in any case happens right at the end of Ramadan).
But it seems some extremist muslims want to take this as one of the signs. sigh, does this mean we can expect more trouble from the lunatic fringe come November?
He also said something about other signs being that music will appear all over the world and lots of muslims will die. He said that all muslims should be ready to die for their faith. I reminded him that this would probably apply to Christians too (the Christian martyrs) and that people have always made music both before and since the Prophet’s time.
Also I don’t think the Koran has any prohibition against music.
All in all, what a depressing world view this guy must have. He wants to ban music, ban alcohol, cut off people’s hands who commit offences etc etc.
So the great debate here anyway is, I’ve decided to make this guy my pet project and convert him from radical Islam. To me radical Islam is like a religious cult, they are brainwashed. They are force-fed ideology and don’t have the time to think for themselves.
In this first conversation with him I was fairly easy-going and just asked him questions to ascertain where he stood. Next time, I’m going to go on the offensive.
The difference between me and him is, whilst we are both certain we’re right, I actually am right. But, hey, I’m up for a head-to-head in which we both try to convert each other. My money’s on me to win.