Question about the young stars of Bend It Like Beckham

In My Humble Opinion
1

If I met Keira Knightley or Parminder K. Nagra, the stars of Bend It Like Beckham…

…do you think they’d like me?

2

Depends, are you Irish?

3

Can you bend it like Beckham? cuz that might help. (or be a movie producer)