Question about urination (TMI)

In My Humble Opinion
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Okay, I usually don’t post seriously TMI stuff about myself, but on the recommendation of a good friend, I’m going to ask a serious question of the male doperbase.

When I urinate after ejactulation (ejaculating for whatever reason), pee sprays everywhere when I stand up to do it, so I end up having to sit down during my first post-orgasmic pee. Does this happen to anyone else? What causes it? It’s happened every time for as long as I can remember.

Any insight would be appreciated, because I’ve never heard this discussed anywhere before.

Adam

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Every time? Not for me, but sometimes there is a little semen left stuck in, so it causes some minor blockage.

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Especially if it has had a chance to dry. This kinda “glues” the tip shut, and urine under pressure tends to spray every which way.

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My first knowledge of this is in the movie Me, Myself & Irene . Lack of aim is what tips Jim Carrey’s character off that he got laid. Being a woman, I had no idea that this was a problem. So, I was forced to conduct a small survey. Most of my friends confirmed the phenomenon.

Plus, if it’s the punchline to a joke, it has to be pretty common.

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Concur with silenus.

And since this is a pre made TMI thread… and I love to give TMI:

One time when I was about 14, I had a bad case of the trots. So I finish off that part, but still have to piss really bad.

So I’m sitting there, trying to piss. Really hard. But no piss is forthcoming, and so I try to piss harder.

I’m not really giving any thought to all of this, as pissing is just something that always just happens, up to this point anyway.

Try harder.

And finally, the piss is forthcoming, yet with a bit of a sting.

I think I’ll just stop here.

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Happens all the time (and that’s all the “I” needed). The best solution is to urinate immediately after sex, to “flush out” any leftovers.

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Yes, just go pee right after. I know women are “supposed” to hate that because we want to cuddle, but I’m practicly shoving my hubby towards the toliet. I’ve seen the pain it can cause if things get gummed up, so just go. If you can’t, drink a large glass of water real quick.

If fact, everyone should pee after the deed. It’s cleaner and healthier all around.

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Alternately, before you try to pee you can pull the opening apart a bit. If the dry semen is limited to the opening, this will pretty much fix things.

Mattmorgan46, sorry to be dense, but could you give just a bit more TMI? What happened next, your first ejaculation (it stung?), or you had the clap, or you figured out you were diabetic? Or is this one of those cultural references I’m always missing, like a Friends episode or some line in a New Kids on the Block song?

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We may never know.

He got himself banned.