Well, we all need to get to know you better, so:
Toilet paper, over or under?
Boxers or Briefs?
Is it sock-sock-shoe-shoe or is it sock-shoe-sock shoe?
What’s your most embarassing moment?
WHat’s your favorite candy?
How do you REALLY feel about M&Ms?
Would you be willing to give me money to vote for you in a popularity contest?
What’d you have for dinner last night?
Hell, everyone can answer! Let’s get closer!
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
Well, we all need to get to know you better, so:
Toilet paper, over or under? over, of course.
Boxers or Briefs? I’m a girl, what do I care?
Is it sock-sock-shoe-shoe or is it sock-shoe-sock shoe? sock-shoe-sock-shoe, sheesh, I’m not a cretin!
What’s your most embarassing moment?
getting caught having sex with my boyfriend by my father
WHat’s your favorite candy? Skittles
How do you REALLY feel about M&Ms?I plead the Fifth
Would you be willing to give me money to vote for you in a popularity contest? depends on how much money is involved
What’d you have for dinner last night? pizza
Shadowfox
“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson
Toilet paper, over or under?
Over. Like all sane persons without cat problems.
Boxers or Briefs?
Briefs.
Is it sock-sock-shoe-shoe or is it sock-shoe-sock shoe?
Neither. Teva-Teva.
What’s your most embarassing moment?
Probably the time I was the only person to laugh at a joke in a crowd of fellow students and farted, because it was so funny.
What’s your favorite candy?
Any kind of chocolate bar.
How do you REALLY feel about M&Ms?
M&Ms are great. Why wouldn’t they be?
Would you be willing to give me money to vote for you in a popularity contest?
I’ll give you a crisp new dollar bill, sure.
What’d you have for dinner last night?
[Ronald Reagan] I don’t recall. [/Ronald Reagan]
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“All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.”
Toilet paper, over or under?
Over.
Boxers or Briefs?
Boxers. <veg>
Is it sock-sock-shoe-shoe or is it sock-shoe-sock shoe?
Sock-sock-shoe-shoe. But I like wearing sandals when it’s not raining.
What’s your most embarassing moment?
I can’t think of anything off the top of my head. I must have repressed those memories.
What’s your favorite candy?
Dark chocolate.
How do you REALLY feel about M&Ms?
I like 'em. No dark chocolate, but still good. Especially with peanuts.
Would you be willing to give me money to vote for you in a popularity contest?
No. Cause I know you’d vote for me anyway, right?
What’d you have for dinner last night?
A baked potato and stir-fried onions and broccoli.
~Harborina
“Don’t Do It.”
Compelling questions here Surg. I’d be expectin’ Mr. Quasar is probably mulling over his replies, lest he gets the, “sock, sock, shoe, shoe,” thing backwards and accidentally wrecks himself right out of the gate . . . I mean, I fer one would never take a person seriously what had the wrong idea about M&M’s, and I’m sure the rest of ye feel strongly on this point as well . . .
Fer my own self, my favorite Candy, most embarrassing moment, dinner last night, and feelings about M&M’s are all the same answer, oddly enough, and all because Candy had a revelation upon discoverin’ the answer to the boxers v. briefs question.
Us old folks are way too cynical to be dating.
Dr. Watson
“I’ll meet you tonight under the moon. Oh, I can see you now – you and the moon. You wear a necktie so I’ll know you.” – Groucho Marx
Toilet paper, over or under?
Sitting on the tank.
Boxers or Briefs?
On me or the other guy?
Is it sock-sock-shoe-shoe or is it sock-shoe-sock shoe?
shoe-shoe-curse-curse-remove shoe-remove shoe-sock-sock-wander around the apartment for a while-step in the puddle of shower water in the bathroom-curse-remove sock-remove sock-fresh sock-fresh sock-shoe-shoe.
What’s your most embarassing moment?
Realizing that I knew about Rocky Horror and Star Trek than I did about the subjects of two of the classes I’d just completed.
WHat’s your favorite candy?
The song by Iggy Pop and Kate Pierson.
How do you REALLY feel about M&Ms?
That’s far too personal a question.
Would you be willing to give me money to vote for you in a popularity contest?
Not a chance in hell.
What’d you have for dinner last night?
An apple.
What on earth does this mean? Inside joke or something?
I am the user formerly known as puffington.
Okay, here goes. <Even if no one asked ME these questions when I first hopped on board>
Toilet paper: Over, of course, even though my cat…
Boxers or briefs: whatever he’s wearing is just fine, I’m takin 'em off him anyway.
For me: sock-shoe,sock-shoe.
Most embarrassing moment: TNTM
<too numerous to mention>
Favorite candy: chocolate truffles. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… heaven!
M&M’s: of course, I’d love some, thanks!
Money: certainly NOT. ya like me, or ya doesn’t. but you DO like me, right?? please??
Last night: oddly enough, pizza, with canadian bacon and green bell peppers, and a slice of my kid’s ham and pineapple. not my usual stuff. out of salad.
Seen on billboard near home:
Don’t make me come down there.
God
I’ll play too.
Toilet paper, over or under ?
** yes, I don’t really care. **
Boxers or Briefs ?
** well I like to sleep in boxers. **
Is it sock-sock-shoe-shoe or is it sock-shoe-sock-shoe ?
** It’s sock-shoe-sock-shoe. **
Whats your most embarassing moment ?
** Having a family member find nude , and very naughty pictures of my first husband and I **
What’s your favorite candy ?
** Anything with pecans , caramel and chocolate. **
How do you REALLY feel about M&M’s ?
** Love the plain ones. **
Would you be willing to give me money to vote for you in a popularity contest ?
** No, but I’d be willing not to beat you up if you did. **
What’d you have for dinner last night ?
** I had a nice dip made of Chili, sour cream and cheese with chips. **
Now for ** my ** questions.
Do you yahoo ? *
Apples, candied or caramel ?*
Do you know the way to San Jose ? *
Why do fools fall in love ? *
Is it only make believe ? *
" The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference."
Elie Wiesel
Winner SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy (No Mom, I have no idea why they think that)
Did I miss something here? I thought from the topic of the thread these quesions were for Jimmy.
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
Sometimes you feel like a coconut, sometime you feel like a yak.
Toilet paper, over or under? under
Boxers or Briefs? I like 'em both. Just not at the same time
Is it sock-sock-shoe-shoe or is it sock-shoe-sock shoe? right sock, right shoe, left sock, left shoe
What’s your most embarassing moment? Asking Matt Tyndall at Albertsons if he had rubber balls. What I meant to ask was if they had those small balls that go with jacks.
WHat’s your favorite candy? Skor
How do you REALLY feel about M&Ms? I’d rather have a skittles
Would you be willing to give me money to vote for you in a popularity contest? Not only no but hell no
“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
Toilet paper, over or under?
Boxers or Briefs?
Is it sock-sock-shoe-shoe or is it sock-shoe-sock shoe?
What’s your most embarassing moment?
WHat’s your favorite candy?
How do you REALLY feel about M&Ms?
Would you be willing to give me money to vote for you in a popularity contest?
What’d you have for dinner last night?
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Nevermind. I realized what it meant as I was falling asleep last night. Guess that makes me guilty of posting twice instead of thinking once. Thanks for not answering me anyway, though. 
“Honey we’re recovering Christians.”
–Tori Amos - In the Springtime of his Voodoo
Toilet paper, over or under? over, and if I’m at someone’s house where it’s under, I’ll change it for them to put it the right way, and if someone could tell me where you can find a key to open the toilet paper dispensers in public restrooms so I can fix those too, I would be eternally grateful.
Boxers or Briefs? I go both ways.
Is it sock-sock-shoe-shoe or is it sock-shoe-sock shoe? sock-sock-shoe-shoe
What’s your most embarassing moment? answering this quiz when I should be working
WHat’s your favorite candy? no candy, just chocolate, which is not a candy, but a food, since it contains milk and sugar, and milk contains calcium
How do you REALLY feel about M&Ms? give me smarties (the european M&Ms) any day. no particular reason except that I like to sneer down on American confections because I’m Euro-trash.
Would you be willing to give me money to vote for you in a popularity contest? I like to believe that people need no financial incentive to vote for me in a popularity contest.
What’d you have for dinner last night? beef stew and cabbage.
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Toilet paper, over or under? - Under, obviously. Have you ever tried to wipe your ass by reaching down over your shoulder?
Boxers or Briefs? - Boxers in briefs. I’ve got a picture of a friend’s dog dressed like this.
Is it sock-sock-shoe-shoe or is it sock-shoe-sock-shoe? - Smite, Smash, Blucher, Balmoral
What’s your most embarrassing moment? - See my answer above about toilet paper.
What’s your favorite candy? - Sandra Bullock.
How do you REALLY feel about M&Ms? - Masturbation and Mastication? I’m all for both of them.
Would you be willing to give me money to vote for you in a popularity contest? - Drachmas or Dongs only.
What’d you have for dinner last night? - Goat’s Head Soup.
Here’s mud in yer eye!
Yer pal, UncleBeer.
Toilet paper, over or under? Never bet the over/under, especially this one - the spread is too wide.
Boxers or Briefs? Boxer briefs. All the support, none of the creeping.
Is it sock-sock-shoe-shoe or is it sock-shoe-sock shoe? More like hark-hark-hat-SHOE. Sniff. Pass the Kleenex.
What’s your most embarassing moment? I’m sure I haven’t lived it yet.
WHat’s your favorite candy? It’s not so much the candy I like, it’s the taking it away from the baby.
How do you REALLY feel about M&Ms? Well, they have the ones with peanuts and then they have the ones with peanut butter. There really shoudn’t be a difference, so I kinda wonder what they’re up to.
Would you be willing to give me money to vote for you in a popularity contest? I have 1000+ posts. If no one cares by now, there probably isn’t enough money.
The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik
Ahemahemahem, Jimmy, where are you?
Let’s see. Toilet paper goes over.
I prefer Boxers.
Sock sock sock sock boot boot (my boots are a bit too big)
Most embarassing moment: None yet.
Skittles.
M&Ms are the tool of the devil.
I gave myself 500 dollars for voting for myself.
I don’t remember, it wasn’t that good. It was very fatty pork, some corn, a bit of beer bread.
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
Toilet paper, over or under?
–Over
Boxers or Briefs?
–Boxers, usually.
Is it sock-sock-shoe-shoe or is it sock-shoe-sock shoe?
–sock-sock-shoe-shoe
What’s your most embarassing moment?
–I’ve never had an embarrassing moment 
WHat’s your favorite candy?
–Dark Chocolate. MMMM.
How do you REALLY feel about M&Ms?
–Most of the time peanut, but there’s something about that pure chocolatey goodness of plain.
Would you be willing to give me money to vote for you in a popularity contest?
–No, but I’m willing to offer my vote for sale to the highest bidder.
What’d you have for dinner last night?
–Black bean soup and a salad.