Questions for Straight Men about Vagina

I think Cartmen has covered the whole “Ginger” issue quite nicely :slight_smile:

And I got yer toothpick right here baby!

Wait, that doesnt sound like I thought it would.

Went with the Really Not All That Bright model, eh? :smiley:

OK, do they glue 'em on?

That describes the procedure, but where’s the image gallery?

Do an image search on google. And yes, apparently they do glue them on.

Good, the bedazzler is more like a rivet, isn’t it? Rivets don’t belong near girlie bits. Ever.

Depends on if you love her, she loves you & you are both faithful to each other.
If you do/are, screw all the rest, as its none of anyone elses damn business.

Honestly, you people are starting to measure pubic hair & pudendum like that cop measuring bumpers in Amercan Graffitti… :dubious:

  1. Why is a woman in her natural form less beautiful than a shaved, manicured form?
    Matter of opinion. Seen some small and large hairy animals down there but was never frightened enough to go there.
  2. If your girlfriend/wife stopped shaving her armpit and vaginal area, would you be OK with that? Would it ever been an issue that could potentially collapse a relationship?
    Really. Unless there is a dong hiding under there, I’m going in.
  3. In your experience, does the vagina have odors that are similar but distinct among ethnic groups? (e.g. Does a black vagina smell different from a white pussy and does that smell different from an asian pussy or indian vagina, etc etc)
    I agree with the above. Diet and cleanliness are the key to the ‘aroma’.
  4. Does the vagina remain relatively taut post-pregnancy? Post-menopausal? Have you ever been able to just not reach climax due to vaginal looseness?
    Had both and I can always get the happy ending. Too loose? Try another orifice.
  5. Does the consistency of a woman’s “climax” during orgasm ever drench a man’s penis similar to how the Japanese depict?
    Yes. And it doesn’t smell or taste like urine. (Not that I would know what urine tastes like!)

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Indeed they would (and they are).

Thanks for the correction. :stuck_out_tongue:

Thanks. They look hideous, as expected. If I ever come across a girl with them though (NPI) I think it would make a great conversation piece.

This reminds me of one of the more interesting American Indian myths I came across, from somewhere in the northeast.
Three women argued about who had the more beautiful pubic hair, so they had a contest. I forget what happened with the other two, but the winner had help from the hummingbirds, who wove their iridescent colored feathers into her pubic hair.

There’s a story you’re unlikely to encounter in your multicultural courses, although I can imagine this done as a sorta sexy Cinderella-like Disney cartoon.

Nono, we can get a mate, easy. If we just want any mate. Therein lies the rub. (Pun most definitely intended.)

OK- let’s see 'em, then I’ll determine if they’re gross or not.

It’s rude to talk with your mouth full.

Huh, I was expecting a variant on the squaw-on-the-hippopotamus punchline…

That’s…interesting. :eek:
(You’ve got to wonder, who came up with this idea, and how they presented it. “Hey, I had a great idea for a new service we should offer: glueing tiny rhinestones on women’s girly bits!”)

I’m so glad. For a moment there I thought the world had only one, and that all you boys had been there.

Re: vajazzling–I’ve been penazzling for years, so I don’t see the big deal.