Questions for Straight Men about Vagina

[NinetyWt]

@Cicero

If trees had vaginas, you wouldn’t talk to women.

I would, but I’m nice like that.

[tr0psn4j]

@Cicero

If trees had vaginas, you wouldn’t talk to women.

Fuckin’ tree huggers…

[Count_Blucher]

@Guinastasia

That’s…interesting. :eek:

Its art. So she expresses herself there with some temp jewelry and that makes her happy. So what? Its as harmless as a temp-tattoo with food dye. I think of it as similar to beads on Mardi Gras. And its a hell of a lot prettier to me than some fashions I’ve seen in the past 15 years. And after a hot shower the next day, you’re good a new. PS- If the Board is throwing a decoration party, I’m hurt that I wasn’t invited.

@needscoffee

I have to wonder how desperate Jennifer Love Hewitt had to be to be their spokesperson.

Its hard for me to see someone listed this year #10 on this year’s MAXIMS TOP 100 as ‘desperate’, but YMMV. She probably put it in the book she was writing about herself (‘The Day I Shot Cupid’) because it is about herself. I think she said that a friend mentioned it when she was going through a rough break up and that it helped a lot with her self esteem. Yes, autobiographies can be dry without a little sex, but I’ve always wondered if that was something she decided to write about on her own, or if some former lover, some vindictive locker-room harpy, or some other assorted Peeping Tom was starting to out her about it and that writing about it was just her way of getting herself out in front of it to tell her side?

(Writing as a way to deal with betrayal & pain; whodathunkit?)

Desperate? In my book, That lady has Guts. And that says a Lot more to me than how she wears her hair…

[billfish678]

@Count_Blucher

[the book she was writing about herself (‘The Day I Shot Cupid’) because it is about herself. I think she said that a friend mentioned it when she was going through a rough break up and that it helped a lot with her self esteem. :

Man, I just visions of a South Park episode where the little girls in school are introduced to vajazzling to improve their self esteem as part of an official school program intended to address that problem.

[MeanOldLady]

In answer to this question:

@Bam_Boo_Gut

I’ve got a couple of friends who like guys with big dicks - what’s up with that? Do they have big vaginas?

Sometimes pain is good.

[Count_Blucher]

@billfish678

@Count_Blucher

[the book she was writing about herself (‘The Day I Shot Cupid’) because it is about herself. I think she said that a friend mentioned it when she was going through a rough break up and that it helped a lot with her self esteem. :

Man, I just visions of a South Park episode where the little girls in school are introduced to vajazzling to improve their self esteem as part of an official school program intended to address that problem.

But, that’d be painting with a pretty wide brush concerning something that worked for one person during a time in her life that wasn’t exactly fun, to get her through the day, huh?
I suppose that, hypothetically, there isn’t a time or a phase in your (or any one else here’s) life that the kind & understanding folk at South Park couldn’t make into a howling scream?
Maybe right after a bad break up?

Naw. Couldn’t be. We’s be Perfect. :dubious:

[needscoffee]

@Count_Blucher

@needscoffee

I have to wonder how desperate Jennifer Love Hewitt had to be to be their spokesperson.

Its hard for me to see someone listed this year #10 on this year’s MAXIMS TOP 100 as ‘desperate’, but YMMV. She probably put it in the book she was writing about herself (‘The Day I Shot Cupid’) because it is about herself. I think she said that a friend mentioned it when she was going through a rough break up and that it helped a lot with her self esteem. Yes, autobiographies can be dry without a little sex, but I’ve always wondered if that was something she decided to write about on her own, or if some former lover, some vindictive locker-room harpy, or some other assorted Peeping Tom was starting to out her about it and that writing about it was just her way of getting herself out in front of it to tell her side?

(Writing as a way to deal with betrayal & pain; whodathunkit?)

Desperate? In my book, That lady has Guts. And that says a Lot more to me than how she wears her hair…

So they’re NOT paying her to promote it?

[AClockworkMelon]

@Honesty

1. Why is a woman in her natural form less beautiful than a shaved, manicured form?

For the same reason I’m less beautiful when my facial hair isn’t well-groomed, I guess.

@Honesty

2. If your girlfriend/wife stopped shaving her armpit and vaginal area, would you be OK with that? Would it ever been an issue that could potentially collapse a relationship?

I would be seriously upset if I was with a woman who didn’t at least groom her pubic hair. I don’t need it to be hairless. But if she’s really hairy downstairs it would bother me a lot. Armpit hair would bother me even more. My face spends more time near the face/chest than it does near the crotch and the armpit hair would always be there… staring at me… :o

@Honesty

3. In your experience, does the vagina have odors that are similar but distinct among ethnic groups? (e.g. Does a black vagina smell different from a white pussy and does that smell different from an asian pussy or indian vagina, etc etc)

Never given head (and don’t intend to). Can’t answer.

@Honesty

4. Does the vagina remain relatively taut post-pregnancy? Post-menopausal? Have you ever been able to just not reach climax due to vaginal looseness?

I’ve been with a mother and non-mothers. They all seemed about the same to me.

@Honesty

5. Does the consistency of a woman’s “climax” during orgasm ever drench a man’s penis similar to how the Japanese depict?

One of the girls I was with would produce a lot of fluids. She didn’t squirt, as far as I saw, but she certainly stained the sheets. My dick was certainly wet when I pulled it out of her.

[Malacandra]

@MeanOldLady

In answer to this question:

@Bam_Boo_Gut

I’ve got a couple of friends who like guys with big dicks - what’s up with that? Do they have big vaginas?

Sometimes pain is good.

So… how you doin’?

[AClockworkMelon]

@MeanOldLady

In answer to this question:

@Bam_Boo_Gut

I’ve got a couple of friends who like guys with big dicks - what’s up with that? Do they have big vaginas?

Sometimes pain is good.

The sweet old lady image I had of you has just crumbled away a bit more.

[Malacandra]

@AClockworkMelon

The sweet old lady image I had of you has just crumbled away a bit more.

Don’t be misled by the name - the Meanster ain’t as old as all that.

[AClockworkMelon]

@Malacandra

@AClockworkMelon

The sweet old lady image I had of you has just crumbled away a bit more.

Don’t be misled by the name - the Meanster ain’t as old as all that.

I already know. Thus “a bit more.” The illusion was destroyed a while ago but I’ve struggled to maintain it.

[billfish678]

@Count_Blucher

[I suppose that, hypothetically, there isn’t a time or a phase in your (or any one else here’s) life that the kind & understanding folk at South Park couldn’t make into a howling scream?
Maybe right after a bad break up?

Naw. Couldn’t be. We’s be Perfect. :dubious:

South Parks best when it makes fun of humorless people that don’t get it.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@AClockworkMelon

Never given head (and don’t intend to). Can’t answer.

[Chris Rock] They still make you? [/CR]

[cmkeller]

1. Because esthetically, unbroken smoothness is more pleasant than general smoothness with some hairy islands. Also, for oral sex, less to move out of the way in order to get down to business.

2. I can’t imagine I’d be thrilled with it, but I love her too much to insist she do something she really doesn’t want to do. It certainly isn’t in the galaxy of being a relationship-collapser.

3. N/A, only have experience with one woman.

4. No noticeable difference post-pregnancy from pre-pregnancy. N/A on the menopausal aspect of the question.

5. Not in my experience, but again, that’s only one woman.

[MeanOldLady]

@Malacandra

@AClockworkMelon

The sweet old lady image I had of you has just crumbled away a bit more.

Don’t be misled by the name - the Meanster ain’t as old as all that.

But I am rather surly. Given my user name, I’m not sure why he would think I’m sweet. Oh, and major LOLage at not giving head. Yeah, good luck with that.

[purplehorseshoe]

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@Honesty

1. Never given head (and don’t intend to). Can’t answer. . .

** shakes head sadly **

[rhubarbarin]

My dick was certainly wet when I pulled it out of her.

This is something I assumed was true of every penis following intercourse with a vagina (well, 99% of the time, because I’ve heard of women having lubrication problems). Now my world has been thrown into turmoil by doubt.

[billfish678]

@rhubarbarin

My dick was certainly wet when I pulled it out of her.

This is something I assumed was true of every penis following intercourse with a vagina (well, 99% of the time, because I’ve heard of women having lubrication problems). Now my world has been thrown into turmoil by doubt.

Sounds like the Sham WOW has reached full market penetration…

[Guinastasia]

@Count_Blucher

@needscoffee

I have to wonder how desperate Jennifer Love Hewitt had to be to be their spokesperson.

Its hard for me to see someone listed this year #10 on this year’s MAXIMS TOP 100 as ‘desperate’, but YMMV. She probably put it in the book she was writing about herself (‘The Day I Shot Cupid’) because it is about herself. I think she said that a friend mentioned it when she was going through a rough break up and that it helped a lot with her self esteem. Yes, autobiographies can be dry without a little sex, but I’ve always wondered if that was something she decided to write about on her own, or if some former lover, some vindictive locker-room harpy, or some other assorted Peeping Tom was starting to out her about it and that writing about it was just her way of getting herself out in front of it to tell her side?

(Writing as a way to deal with betrayal & pain; whodathunkit?)

Desperate? In my book, That lady has Guts. And that says a Lot more to me than how she wears her hair…

I read her book out of curiosity. Yes, she mentiones it. (She describes it as “looking like her favorite demin jacket from the 80’s”, or something like that)

If MST3K did books, this would be prime material. It provided great material on a celebrity gossip board I belong to. She’s…special.
I wonder if these vajazzle services do like, team logos and stuff. Then you could go to a game, flip up your skirt and go, “WOOHOO!!! GO STEELERS!!!”