That would truly make them America’s Team.
It’d make me think they were a bunch of pussies. Sparkly pussies. Like those metrosexual vampires all over the place lately. Not what I’m looking for in a football club.
Enjoy,
Steven
If the absence of sparkly pubic mounds is a necessary component of your dreams, I submit, sir, that your dreams are not worth having.
Doing all right so far. 
Wow, sequins where there used to be hair! The crabs must be singing the “Optimistic Voices” song
[Serious Skepticism Emoticon]
Ay, there’s the rub. Source considered. Discussion ended.
Damn straight. Just not in the way that you mean. And if words can truly have such different meanings, I’m much prouder to be giving orders behind these small cannon of mine than to spend my days mindlessly loading powder to those cannon of yours.
And if, of all of her, all you can manage to see is ‘a sparkly mound’, I submit, sir, that you be aptly named.
And therefore as a stranger give it welcome.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
:rolleyes:
Did you read her book? I did. It wasn’t an autobiography. It was a dating advice book.
1950s “How to trap a man” bullshit. I needed some serious brain bleach.
(Like how to train “your man” into picking out your perfect engagement ring. That was pretty much the sum of her chapter on engagements – The Ring. I almost expected her to start talking about rambling on about “The Preciousssssss”)
[sub]Has he always been this humorless?[/sub]
While reading one of our other recent sex-related threads, I noticed a significant number of ladies don’t care whether or not they get oral sex. I certainly don’t miss it.
We care. Especially if you expect to receive.
If I dated a guy who was reluctant to peform oral sex because he was inexperienced, I’d be more than happy to teach him how. But it would be a deal-breaker for me if he just refused.
Oh, yeah…we care.
If some dude refused… oh man, cannot compute the possibility of some little shit seriously trying to tell me he’s not going to.
Nothing worse than a holier than thou attitude…
How is it holier than thou to say she cares about oral sex, and a guy being a selfish lover is a deal-breaker?
I believe billfish is endorsing your POV, not opposing it.
That may just be because I can’t imagine two men in the same thread who deny themselves life’s second-greatest pleasure*.
*The greatest, obviously, is Fruit Roll-Ups.
Oh. Okay, everyone pretend I’m aboard the right trolley. Thanks.
I keep checking in expecting the poll. Is male preference regarding shavage* a function of the males age? Inquiring minds want to know!
Coined that right there I did, I’m like Shakespeare, I am, just like Sarah Palin.
My point being that, if a guy expects to receive oral but won’t reciprocate, that’s a deal-breaker. As MOL pointed out, it’s selfish to expect to get and not give.
Hear that great sucking sound?
Its my bad pun passing across the event horizion of a black hole before you can enjoy it
Oh, and BTW, did you know black holes “have no hair”?
Post 276. I’m slow, but can be taught.