Didn’t you expect that… greatly?
What the dickens are you talking about?
Isn’t Charles the sweetest, most amazing guy to ever walk the face of the earth?
Didn’t I hear that awhile back in a Christmas carol?
Is Charles a Christmas Carl?
Well, he’s not a Christmas Cat, Cheetah or Capybara, is he?
If he was a comedian, would he be a Christmas card?
Are traditional Christmas cards becoming obsolete?
Did you receive any last Christmas?
How is anybody supposed to answer yes or now in question form?
“Would you believe that I did not receive one card last Christmas?”
What did you get for Christmas?
Would you believe that it was a bottle of very expensive single-malt Scotch?
Why does it seem like YEARS since last Christmas?
Is it because of the accelerated expansion of the universe?
Why would a cosmological question arise from the topic of Christmas?
Isn’t everything connected after all?
Can I just say, this is another way to answer a question with a question?
Considering that by posing that question you already demonstrated the capacity to do so, wouldn’t the correct question be ‘MAY I just say, this is another way to answer a question with a question?’
What are you, the Grammar Police?