Did I say she was?
Okay, was it Freebie from Freebie and the Bean fame?
Are you serious?
Are you suggesting Freebie and the Bean is somehow not, you know, REAL?
Whether or not they are, or were, real, do you really think that either of them have the Doper username Helena_Handbasket?
Well, isn’t your Doper name different than your IRL name?
Yeah, and what if I said I seriously doubted Ms. Handbasket in fact, hailed from the great state of Montana?
I don’t pretend to be female when I am not anatomically one, do I? And aren’t there other Helenas than in Montana?
Well, you’ve got me there, don’t you?
What if Helena, Montana, had a Great Falls?
And can you prove that you’re not anatomically female?
Can you come over to my house in the next 20 minutes?
What’s the hurry?
Is 19 minutes okay? Or 21 minutes?
Too late now, innit?
Dunno, is 3:54 pm too late?
Is 3:54 am too early?
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Does anybody really, you know, care?
Isn’t it 25 or 26 to 4:00?