Would you believe me if I said I believed you?
Why are we all talking like Maxwell Smart?
Would you prefer we use the Cone of Silence?
“Max, does that thing ever work?”
There can only be one correct answer for that, can’t there?
How do you know it doesn’t work when the cameras aren’t filming?
Did you think “Get Smart” was a documentary?
What if I answered “yes”?
Would you believe that it was, in fact, a documentary?
If they make a new documentary series on the life of Abraham Lincoln, should they soot the finale in front of a live audience?
Why would there be any soot at all? Was there a coal-burning stove right there in the performance space?
Did we ever hear if Mrs. Lincoln enjoyed the play? (too soon?)
Wouldn’t it be reasonable to assume she didn’t get to see how it ended?
Didn’t it end with a big bang?
Are you saying it caused a new universe?
Aren’t Big Bangs beginnings as opposed to endings?
That’s just what they want you to think, isn’t it?
Who exactly wants you to think that?
You know, don’t you? Why not admit it?
Why should I admit to something that isn’t true?