That was a rhetorical question, right?
Aren’t sarcastic questions the bomb?
But can you count on everyone to know sarcasm when they see it?
Around here, isn’t it pretty much expected?
Are you trying to imply something?
What might you be inferring?
Doesn’t it stand to reason that if I knew, I would just come right out and say it?
Why doesn’t anyone ever sit down to reason?
Do you think that there is anything remotely reasonable going on around here?
Would you be convinced if I said yes?
Hell no, should I be?
Is it ok to use such language here?
What, English?
Isn’t it a board rule that we always use English?
In what language was that rule written?
Isn’t sarcasm the official language around here?
Are you being serious?
Surely not?
What’s going on? Are we not supposed to be serious?
Why didn’t you make an Airplane! joke when I used the word “surely”? Don’t know you know that’s practically required around here?