Well, I suppose I deserve at least some credit for looking it up, don’t I?
Are you saying Webster is your friend?
Exactly what are you implying about Wheelz relationship with Webster?
Do the pages of anyone’s dictionary, you know, stick together?
Have you just found another advantage to ebooks?
Yeah, but getting fluids splattered all over the screen - I mean, like, um, spilling your Coke - would be just as bad, wouldn’t it?
Are you people actually suggesting that I… do that… on my dictionary???
Well, uh, does it have illustrations?
And if so could you maybe look up the word ‘callipygian’?
Where’s the brain bleach around here, anyway…?
How much should we use?
Is brain bleach good for anything else?
Isn’t there a recommended amount, for matters such as this?
A little goes a long way, doesn’t it?
So was I wrong in thinking the recommended amount was “How much do you have?”
Well, you could always stockpile it, couldn’t you? Around here, aren’t you likely to need it pretty often?
Wouldn’t the smartest thing be to buy large quantities of brain bleach when it’s on sale at the membership warehouse store and store it in the basement?
Doesn’t it have a limited shelf life?
It’s never gone bad for me that I can ever recall, although isn’t memory loss one of the side effects of using brain bleach?
Are you sure this is the right place to ask a question like that?