Can’t any thread be a pun thread?
Wouldn’t that be excessive punishment?
Or couldn’t that also result in excessive punditry?
Could we be entering Pundemonium?
Will the last four posters please follow me to “I love bananas a bunch” thread?
Does that thread have more appeal than this one?
Wasn’t that a slippery move boson just attempted?
And are we all getting enough potassium these days?
Are you aware that two of my doctors told me to cut way back on potassium?
Did that advice cost you 2K ?
Would you believe, it only cost me $60, among other advice?
Why so little? Do you have a crappy doctor?
Would you believe, only two $30 copays, the rest covered by Medicare?
Sure better than half a million dollars followed by bankruptcy, innit?
Or better than my own personal gauge, a poke in the nose?
What doctors are charging a half million for medical advice?
Don’t you think that half-million-dollar medical advice ought to be rip-roaringly great advice?
Medical bills for prolonged hospitalizations can get pretty damn big, can’t they?
What if you have insurance?
Insurance doesn’t always cover everything, does it? Sometimes people still get into pretty big financial holes on healthcare costs, don’t they?