Yeah, and what of it?
Well . . . I mean . . . have you measured your mouth-opening capabilities, just to be sure?
Wouldn’t having read copies of the Weekly World News be more than adequate qualification for the role?
Is that rag even worth the dignity of italicizing its name?
Shouldn’t that be ‘was’ instead of ‘is’, seeing as how they went out of business years ago?
Well, we’re discussing it here, right now, so that should be in the present tense, shouldn’t it?
Don’t you know they still exist online?
Is that supposed to be good news?
Did anyone say anything about it being “good”?
How else are we going to keep up with the latest news about Bat Boy?
Hasn’t it been clear that Bat Boy had something to do with the 2020 presidential election?
Did he vote in it?
Wasn’t he purged from the rolls in Georgia?
Who would dare purge anyone with teeth that sharp?
Wouldn’t you, if you were offered enough money? Besides, isn’t he, you know, fake?
Do you think there are no fake people on the voter rolls?
How can you say he’s fake when they have pictures of him? HOW?
Isn’t it true that for anything permitted to be stated in the medias that it has to be factual?
Where did you hear that?
Was it on ONAN, maybe?