Or secreting ear wax? But you can’t really hear that, can you? Can anyone think of any other orifices that emit sounds?
Your pores? Or are those too small to be considered orifices? (Or, come to think of it, is it “orifici”?)
Do your orifici make sounds that I would recognize like on Youtube or some such?
Are we including farting sounds?
You had to go there, didn’t you? And after we’d so delicately been avoiding those particular noises?
Don’t you want to know if Elendil_s_Heir pore orifici make sounds?
Are you volunteering to stick your ear up to Elendil_s_Heir’s pores and listen?
If so, will he start to sing “Pore Pore Pitiful Me”?
Is it a pore decision to try to cure acne with sulfuric acid?
Well, it doesn’t seem like a great decision, does it?
Do I look like a dermatologist?
Can you help it if you do?
Is there some kind of disguise you might want to put on…?
Is there a disguise that shouts ‘not a dermatologist’ any more loudly than dressing up as a pirate?
What if it’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day?
Yarrr, that’s not 'til Sept. 19, didn’t ye know that, ye scurvy dog?
Then why are you talking like one now…you’re not a real pirate are you?!
Avast, haven’t ye known me long enough to know the answer to that?
Yes, and do you think that might be why we’re struggling to explain this sudden affliction?
But isn’t it always September 19 somewhere in the universe?