By the name of Dennis? Or no, wait, was he a shrubber or a shrubbist?
Roger, don’t you mean?
Dennis is pretty close, though, don’t you think?
Close to whom?
To Roger; they’re, what…second cousins maybe?
Is that MPFC canon?
What, are you suggesting I just made that up?
Didn’t you?
And what if I did?
Are you being disputatious or confessional?
I’m sorry, did you pay for five minutes or a full session?
What, is this an Argument Clinic or something?
Isn’t that just down the hall?
That hall is dark and spooky, wouldn’t you say?
Can we get someone to change the light bulbs?
Couldn’t a hall be spooky even if well lit?
I’ve seen horror movies with well-lit hallways, haven’t you?
Isn’t Well-Lit Hallways the name of a horror movie?
And wouldn’t it make a great band name too?
Shouldn’t you be posting that on a different thread?