How long have you been waiting to make a philosophy pun?
Are you suggesting he Kant remember how long its been?
Or are you suggesting I had that one Locked and loaded?
What are your addresses, please, so that I can have you all hunted down and killed?
Are you planning a Thoreau sweep of everyone in the tread?
Well, we all need to Plato our strengths, don’t we?
Are you being a socratease?
Where did you exHume that old chestnut?
Wasn’t it at least Sartre of amusing?
Camus come up with a better philosophical pun than this?
(hope so)
In all honesty, I Kant.
Say, is that even a question?
Clearly it isn’t, but we already had a Kant pun, didn’t we?
Does it Ryle you up if someone repeats a name?
Shouldn’t it?
Was that another philosopher pun that went over my head, or are we done with those now?
I know I’m hoping; how about you?
Did we forget Ted “Theodore” Logan? Didn’t he philosophize with Socrates in a movie?
Are youse guys a bunch of intelecshels?
With the recent talk of Jeopardy, isn’t that evident?