Why has no one suggested using other wonderful search engines like Alta Vista, Lycos, or Webcrawler?
You mean those still exist?
Does anything ?
Solipsistic much?
Are there varying degrees of solipsism? Isn’t that more of an all-or-nothing proposition?
How do I even know it’s you who’s asking that?
Are you accusing me of being a sock?
Why be a sock when you might not exist at all?
Would you rather be called a stocking?
Is that anything like stocking up on supplies?
It doesn’t involve stalking, does it?
Or possibly homonyms?
Sure, why not?
Why not knot?
Whine not, Nott?
Is this whole thread coming to naught?
Or the Land of Nod, which I hear is nearby?
With Dopers scattered around the world, how can anything be considered “nearby”?
Hasn’t Steven Wright taught us that everywhere is within walking distance if you have enough time?
Isn’t he the guy who got a paper cut while writing his suicide note, and said, “Hey, it’s a start”?