Was there anything logical about that scenario to begin with?
Wouldn’t you think that depends on how good the shoes are? And whether this other guy’s shoes even fit you?
Are you ready for this? Do you want to give me your shoes or your life?
You don’t have an impression of me as a guy who owns shoes worth hijacking a bus over, do you?
Are you saying you’re not a goody two-shoes?
Does this thread have some sort of requirement about that?
Have you ever seen one listed?
Why would I look for it?
Aren’t you even the least bit curious?
Don’t you think I might be happier if I don’t know?
Uh, maybe…?
How come they don’t sell Dixies snack crackers anymore? Anyone remember those?
Maybe Dixie shifted over to cup manufacturing?
Nothing’s been the same for them since Appomattox, has it?
Visits to a courthouse can be discouraging, can’t they?
Depends on the courthouse, doesn’t it?
What might make a courthouse discouraging?
Wouldn’t a lawsuit mess up anyone’s day?
Or unwillingly testifying, or being held in contempt of court, or getting handcuffed?
Doesn’t it seem like I’m busted?