Who other?
Is it just me, or has this thread really and truly spun out of control so badly that we’ll be lucky to survive?
Like Elton John, aren’t you still standing?
But can’t you see how scared I am???
What is there to be afraid of here?
You mean you’re not afraid of what could happen if the thread spins completely out of control?
Well, I mean, c’mon - what’s the worst that could happen?
Do you really want to think about it?
Why, are bloodshed, pandemonium, and mayhem the kind of things we should expect?
Don’t you think the uncertainty is worrisome?
I’m not too worried, are you?
If my dog were worrying you, would it be mentally, physically, or both?
What if I said your dog worries me on a spiritual level?
Is this the time to mention that I don’t own a cat?
But how would a cat worry anyone on a spiritual level when they, cats, are devoid of souls?
Who told you that?
Isn’t it self-evident?
But your name isn’t hairball, is it?
Would you believe that when I was a kid, they called me airball when I played basketball?
Why did they call you that?