Is it so bad if I just want to loaf all day?
Then how do you earn your bread, man?
Would you believe I just bite the bullet and use my mussels?
We’ve already had a tun-a these food puns, can’t we move on?
Is it really true that you can tune a piano, but you can’t tune a fish?
Has anyone ever actually tried to tune a fish?
Are there any notable fish players in popular music?
Do Phish players count?
Do you want to go Bach to the sea?
Are we going to Liszt composers now?
Can’t you Handel that?
You don’t think I’m going to go into Haydn, do you?
Can we get back to rock, man, and off with the classical?
Wossamatta, don’t you like the classical?
Hey, c’mon, we don’t want to Clash over these questions, do we?
Is bringing some level of civility to this discussion perhaps an Alan Parsons Project?
Well, wouldn’t you hope that no one goes so far as to call the Police?
Who else will run in to join the Fray?
Why would we Rush into that?
After Thanksgiving, do you have some leftover Cranberries?