Sure, but how am I supposed to learn about quality?
With your head?
Isn’t there some way to learn about quality that doesn’t require all that, you know, exhausting thinking?
Right? I mean, isn’t thinking, in general, preposterously overrated? Why would anyone want to spend time thinking when they could be lying on the beach eating hot dogs?
Yeah, you tell me…what should my thoughts about that be?
Hey, are you asking me to think???
Where am I?
If you don’t know where you are, how are we supposed to know?
Why does it matter where one is? Wouldn’t saying “somewhere” be adequate for our purposes?
Exactly what are our purposes?
Hey, who says we need a purpose? The President? The Pope? The Dalai Lama? The night manager of the Blawnox Applebee’s?
Pope here, whatya want?
You’re the Pope? Really?
Doesn’t the pope have to be somewhere? Why not here?
I’ve been meaning to ask this a long time, but are you Catholic?
Me? Do I exude some sort of Catolic-osity?
Is it true that you come from Argentina, speak Latin well and look quite fetching in white?
What do you consider “fetching”?
Should we consult with the College of Cardinals?
What do you think they consider “fetching”?