You’re not the one who’s been cashing my money orders?
Don’t you have yours on a PayPal subscription?
What is this, the twenty-first century?
Can you wait for an answer while I look for my calendar?
It’s not on a cuneiform tablet, is it?
What, do you think I’m some kind of high-tech gadget guy?
Well, you’re here, aren’t you? Doesn’t that suggest at least a certain minimal level of competence with computers?
Don’t you just hate the pretentiousness of the people on the thread who choose to show off by attempting to communicate via the written word? What, is good old-fashioned talking not good enough for you?
Is this just your roundabout way of asking for my phone number?
How on earth did you come to that conclusion based on my inquiry?
Was I reading too much into it?
So, seeing that the last post here was Jan. 16, does anyone have any February questions while there’s still time for them?
Did you know it’s Frederic’s birthday from G&S’s The Pirates of Penzance?
Will that be on the quiz?
Is there going to be a party?
Why not? What kind of cake do you think Frederic would like?
Isn’t it obvious that he would prefer my favorite, which is German chocolate?
I like it, too, but why would that be obvious about him?
Why wouldn’t he like what I want him to like?
Do you really have that much influence over fictional characters first created in 1879?