Hey…are you trying to riff on a Hitchhiker’s Guide joke?
So you’re a hoopy frood too, are you?
I’m a happy prude, is that close enough?
Do you think Douglas Adams would agree?
Do you think he knows what a hoopy frood is?
Is hoopy frood another name for onion rings?
Wouldn’t that be hoopy food?
Couldn’t you add an r just to be “clever”?
Is that really all that “clever”?
You noticed the scare quotes, didn’t you?
Maybe I’m not that observant?
Do you need new glasses?
And what if I did?
Then if you got new glasses, couldn’t you be more observant?
Couldn’t one have 20/20 vision yet be unobservant?
Do you have 20/20 vision? And if so, why are we talking about glasses?
Don’t people with the correct prescription glasses have, as a result, 20/20 vision?
But what if they lied during their eye exam? Like, just for fun? What then?
Are you implying something?
Does everything have to be an implication?