Why do you need to know?
Well, you asked, didn’t you?
Would this be a good time to interject a ‘touché’?
Who, me?
Couldn’t anyone do it?
Do what? What the heck were we talking about?
What? Is keeping track of the topic required now? When did that start?
Wanna talk about cute animals? Do you like otters?
Who wouldn’t? And hey, wanna see a pic?:
How can I go on in life knowing I’ll never see anything cuter than that?
What about kittens? Aren’t they cute?
But are they cuter than those otters?
Cuteness, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder, innit?
That doesn’t mean you have to cut someone’s eye open to see if they’re cute does it? 
Great googly moogly, why would you think that?
Well, doesn’t “in the eye” mean something?
It’s just a saying, not meant to be taken literally, d’ye see?
Oh, can you imagine my relief?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaybe?
So, y’all hanging in there?