No, but did you know that’s actually the first time anyone’s ever asked me that?
Hmm, so she might have some you don’t know about?
Anything’s possible, don’t you think?
Wouldn’t it be interesting to find out?
Don’t you think I’ve been trying for the last thirty-plus years?
How long have you been married?
Isn’t that obvious from my last question?
Did your last question mention marriage?
Or more importantly, was his last marriage questioned?
Who’s questioning anyone’s marriage?
Would that be bigamy or big of him?
Are you thinking, “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy”?
Wouldn’t the bottle be better?
It does seem the obvious choice, doesn’t it?
But isn’t the important thing the bottle’s contents?
Who said the bottle had to have contents?
Wouldn’t it be a waste of a fine bottle were it to be empty?
But isn’t an empty bottle still better than a frontal lobotomy?
Isn’t anything better than a frontal lobotomy?
Why don’t you get one and let us know?