Does last century count?
Isn’t “century” a cricket term?
Or do cricket matches only seem to go on for centuries?
Are you confusing cricket and baseball?
One is an insect and the other is an interminable sport, aren’t they?
But which is which?
Can you really not tell?
Anybody see the movie King Ralph, where they try to teach King Ralph to play cricket and he treats it like baseball?
What’s the difference?
You can score a touchdown in either?
Am I the only person who doesn’t know shit about cricket?
May I join you in that not-so-select club?
Are we the only ones?
Don’t you think there would be more?
Is Groucho Marx a member of this club?
Forget Groucho; what about Harpo? Or, for that matter, Exapno Mapcase?
I can’t be the only person who got that joke, can I?
Would you believe that I got it too?
Does everyone else think he was referring to OUR Exapno Mapcase?
Well, I put it bold, so that was pretty much a giveaway, wasn’t it?