What happens if there’s no answer?
And while we’re at it, where have all the flowers gone?
And where have all the young girls gone?
Ou sont les neiges d’antan?
(Where are the snows of yesteryear?)
And has anyone seen Godot lately?
Didn’t he use to hang out with Eugène Ionesco?
Didn’t everyone?
Didn’t he play the father in the American Pie series?
Did we watch the same movie?
You mean as in original or sequel?
Wasn’t it a reboot, or am I thinking of a different movie?
What movie are we discussing?
Wasn’t it that Hollywood one, you know, with the actor, that guy, and the pretty actress, whatshername, oh, and that thing? No, not that one, the other thing, you know?
Did you know that SRK is more popular around the world than Tom Cruise is?
Who or what is “SRK”?
Shah Rukh Khan?
Who the hell is he?
Wow - what was that?
What, Google? Or something else?