what do chocolate bunnies and jelly beans have to do with Easter?
What don’t jelly beans and chocolate bunnies have to do with Easter?
For that matter, what does Easter have to do with Easter? How did the pagan rites of spring get duct-taped to the Christian belief system? And why do we all care?
Sorry I’m late. What are we discussing?
Does anyone mind if I play?
Wouldn’t that depend on what you’re playing with?
Now, whatever is that supposed to mean? 
Are you trying to corrupt my gentle, innocent mind?
Do you think I would do a thing like that?
Well, who wouldn’t?
Who indeed?
Why did I just think “Who is for horses”?
You’re thinking of owls, right?
Do you think this obsession with horses is a sign of something deeper?
Like Catherine the great?
Well, my boyfriend is hung like a horse, does that count?
Is that an estimate, or have you used a ruler to determine this?
Everyone knows I mean “measurement” ruler and not “Cathrine the Great” ruler, right?
Wow…he is?
I wonder if my boyfriend is hung like a horse?
Is being hung like a horse a good thing? Should I re-arrange my priorities over this?
Besides, isn’t it not how big it is, but what you do with it that really is supposed to matter?
In a way, doesn’t he already?
Are threads like this really necesarry? Is it absolutely vital that the boards become a giant episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Why do birds sing, so gay? Lovers wait the break of day?