Is there some kind of test we could run, maybe?
Would it be too sarcastic to say, “Good luck with that”?
Do you think someone might take offense?
Do you really want to run the risk of pissing off Xenu?
Is it really a mythical creature that we have to worry about?
Would you be more worried if I threatened you with the wrath of Tom Cruise?
Is Cruise a bigger threat than Miscarriage… uh, Miscavige?
Didn’t Cruise go crazy on Oprah’s sofa?
Hasn’t Cruise been crazy way before he jumped on Oprah’s couch?
Is this anything like jumping on the bandwagon, or is it more of a casting couch?
Or could it be jumping to a conclusion?
Isn’t Scientology a whole bunch of conclusions, looking for jumpers (with money)?
Is there money for nothing and are the chicks free?
Do we really have to install microwave ovens? And do custom kitchen deliveries?
Does Sting still want his MTV since they stopped playing music videos?
Would it mean having to get blisters on my finger or possibly thumb?
Do you got some movies or refrigerators or color teevee?
Could you gimme a minute to check in the warehouse?
What is this 1980’s era MTV now?
Ya got a problem with that?