Um, neither, I think…?
Why are you all giving me weird stares like that?
Would I get a weird stare from people if I said I preferred “The English Patient” over,say, “Battlefield:Earth”?
Wait a minute, are you saying we’re in that universe where “Battlefield: Earth” won Best Documentary? Am I surrounded by Hubbardites?
Is that what they call scientologists in your universe?
That’s not what they’re called here?
Would it be OK if I didn’t call them anything at all?
Is it OK if you didn’t call them late for supper?
It depends; what’s for supper?
Do I smell BBQ’d Scientologist?
Who else has “Scientologists Roasting on an Open Fire” as an earworm right now?
And who’d rather roast a Scientologist than a chipmunk?
Hey, over here, can you see my hand raised?
Do you want passed to you a plate of roast leg of Scientologist?
Is that the best part?
Isn’t the worst part the brain, if any?
Is that even more than just a snack?
More like a morsel?
Should I get a brain transplant from a scientologist, since it’s never been used?
But if it’s never been used, how do you know it works?