May I interest you in some birdseed, placed in a small dish in the middle of a desert highway under a very large and heavy rock outcropping?
Is the birdseed labelled with a sign that says, “Free”?
And are there big arrows pointing toward the dish?
Is the creature placing the dish and the sign and the arrows, carrying a very small parasol?
And is the heavy rock outcropping just above a tiny cliff ledge and the creature holding a sign with a tiny word balloon saying “Help”?
And is there a winding one-lane road on the side of a mountain, with a cliff on one side and a sheer drop on the other?
Shoudn’t there also be a tunnel painted on a cliff somewhere?
And a coyote’s body smashed against that tunnel shape?
Is it just me, or has this thread gone entirely Loony Tunes?
And what is its sponsor, the Acme Corporation?
Is it true that if you send your order to the Acme Corporation by putting it in the mailbox, the mailman will deliver your order two seconds later?
Does time operate differently in a cartoon universe?
Does anything operate normally in a cartoon universe?
Does anything work normally in this universe?
Don’t you hope that at least most things work normally in this universe?
If superhero comics had their way, wouldn’t we always question what universe we were in?
What universe are we living in where Trump is president?
Oh, sweet Jebus, should we really be going there?
If there is a multiverse, how would you get to the other universes? Would it involve quantum tunneling, wormholes, tachyons?
I’m experiencing considerable temporal disorientation, am I in the universe where they never invented electric toothbrushes or is this the one where “The English Patient 5: Who Cares” won the Oscar for best picture in 2008?