What a silly question. What’s next, saying we can’t smell over the Internet?
You mean you can’t?
Aren’t there plenty of things that smell, like fishy, over the Internet?
This thread, for instance?
Is it really true that you can tune a piano but you can’t tune a fish?
Isn’t it also true you can lead a horse to water but you can’t lead a whore t’ culture?
Isn’t it, you can lead a whore to culture, but you can’t make her think? Who said that?
Wasn’t it Dorothy Parker? She had a lot of great lines like that, don’t you think?
Didn’t Jimmy Durante say “I got a million of ‘em”?
And didn’t he also say, “Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are”?
Didn’t Jimmy have the biggest in the business? Nose, you perverts, did your mind go somewhere else?
Do you remember him from the opening scene of It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, literally kicking the bucket?
Yes, who could forget “the big Dubya”?
Wait a minute, was that Bush?
Wasn’t he just a Shrub?
If Bush was a shrub, and Trump is a nut, what will the next president be?
Aren’t you skipping someone?
Compared to who came before and after, wasn’t Obama a peach?
Are you saying he was from Georgia? 
Obama was from Hawa’ii, wouldn’t he be a pineapple?