Sweet on the inside and spiky on the outside?
How would you like being compared to a fruit or vegetable?
If a gay man is in a coma, would that make him a fruit AND a vegetable?
Sorry, was that un-PC?
Not only do comics not do gay jokes (except joking about themselves), do you ever hear jokes about people in comas, what do you think?
Would they be told only by comics in comas?
What cable network would the show “Comics in Comas”, be on?
Would that be CSPAN?
Would it be on Thursdays at nine?
A.M. or P.M.?
P.M., since wouldn’t the audience be in a “coma” then, too?
Is “Girlfriend in a Coma” a seriously strange song?
Who did “Girlfriend in a Coma”?
Wasn’t it one of those British electro-pop bands?
Does this answer your question, you heard of them?
Nm
A herd of Johnny Marrs would be cool, but a herd of Morrisseys? :eek:
Given that I know nothing about the Smiths, is it any wonder that I feel old?
Is it any wonder I’m not a criminal? Is it any wonder I’m not in jail?
Have you got too much time on your hands?
Have you sailed down the river Styx in a leaky row boat?