Speaking of nada, has anyone heard the Fugs’ “Nothing” song?
You think the record execs made the Fugs change their name from something else?
What else might that previous name have been?
The Fuglys?
Do you think they look that bad? (They just look like a buncha hippies to me.)
How bad do they look?
Johnnie Carson, is that you?
Isn’t Johnny Carson dead?
Wasn’t that Ed McMahon?
Where did you find him, on Funk and Wagnall’s back porch?
Wouldn’t it be more likely he would have been hanging out with Bartles and Jaymes?
Aren’t Bartles and Jaymes just the hick versions of Jay and Silent Bob?
Don’t you know that Bartles and Jaymes were around first?
So are Jay and Silent Bob the cool versions of Bartles and Jaymes then?
Or are they all the non-magician versions of Penn and Teller?
How do Bartles and Jaymes measure up to Penn and Teller?
Don’t you think Penn and Teller could escape from something drunk on wine coolers, while Bartles and Jaymes couldn’t do a card trick sober?
Do Bartles and Jaymes perform card tricks?
Wouldn’t we need a séance or Ouija board to find out?
If a medium with an Oujia board told you B&J did card tricks, would you believe them?