Since when do mediums use Oujia boards?
Also, if the medium was a little person who broke out of jail, would that make them a small medium at large?
Figured I get that in before somebody else did. 
Nobody, do you know how much I groaned at that one?
Is there a way to quantify an amount of groaning?
Are we measuring length, or volume?
Can we include depth?
Wouldn’t we have to take depth into account along with length if we are to arrive at the correct volume?
What about height, don’t we need all 3 dimensions?
Can we listen to retro radio and listen to The Fifth Dimension?
Can’t you hear the Fifth Dimension any day on the local oldies station?
Is that the Dimension you travel through when you’re in…the Twilight Zone?
Did you know you’re in the twilight zone, right now?
Isn’t this The Outer Limits?
Isn’t the Outer Limits located beyond the rim of the Twilight Zone?
Would that make it beyond the Kuiper Belt?
Isn’t a Kuiper Belt something a kuiper takes from a bottle of whisky?
Is this where I say I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy?
How did I know someone would come up with that?
Are you psychic, Panache?
How did I know you’d ask that?
Do you have powers that you have not let us know about?