What are you trying to do, make me hysterical?
“Hey, Dr. Joyce Brothers, flick that sweatball off your nose, what’re you tryin’ to do, make me sick?”
Didn’t Dr. Joyce Brothers die in 2013?
Didn’t Gilda Radner die a couple decades before that? What’s your point?
Could it be that it’s creepy that recordings outlasted them?
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So is The Wizard of Oz creepy for that reason?
Isn’t The Wizard of Oz creepy for all sorts of reasons?
Has any child NOT experienced flying monkey nightmares after watching that movie?
What about that boat scene in “Willy Wonka”; wasn’t that equally nightmare inducing?
“Is it raining, is it snowing?”
What’s the weather forecast for tomorrow?
Some questions receive a guarantee to shake you up:
How much marriage urges a windmill to pinch infinity?
Is a magic hid-a-bed the final home of Spanish fire?
Is firm corn merrier under gifts of less important love?
We wonder.
Have you lost your mind?
Isn’t he just a giant eye ball?
Isn’t that Sauron?
Aren’t all these avatars interesting?
If they’re so interesting, why don’t you have one?
And if you had one, what would it be?
What do you think it would be?