Spoons? Or would you surprise us and go with forks instead?
Why didn’t you add knives for the silverware trifecta?
How about people spooning?
You mean after they fork, right?
Have you ever heard the spoons played musically?
Um… something something knife?
Can you play “Mac the Knife” on a knife?
Can you play “Mac and Cheese” on a copper kettle?
Can you play “Little Brown Jug” on a little brown jug?
Can you play “Glass Onion” on a glass onion?
If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
I dunno, fog?
Are they made in London?
Aren’t many things made in London?
And aren’t even more things not made in London?
Is fog made in London, or does it just happen there?
Wanna move there and find out?
Isn’t London Fog a brand of tea and outerwear?
Can you wear the tea and drink the outerwear?
If you drink the raincoat, wouldn’t you have a very dry cocktail?