Wouldn’t walking into a bar really hurt, depending how fast you were going and where it hit you?
Why wouldn’t you see the bar first, and thus avoid it?
Doesn’t that depend on how many bars you’ve been in before that bar?
Did any of the three philosophers mentioned ever pass the bar?
Aristotle, Aquinas and Sartre weren’t lawyers, were they? Or did you mean to imply they were actually alcoholics?
If they entered a relay race, would they pass the baton?
Wasn’t Wittgenstein a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel?
Wasn’t Socrates himself permanently pissed?
Wasn’t he a lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he’s pissed?
Did Bruce say that? Or was it Bruce?
Who is Bruce?
Is that the Bruce in charge of logical positivism or the Bruce in charge of the sheep dip?
Wasn’t Bruce the daddy of Socrates?
So, Socrates, who’s your daddy?
Does anybody else hear Bill S. Preston, Esq.; and Ted “Theodore” Logan, addressing Socrates as “So Crates”?
Aren’t we all just dust in the wind?
Have you been listening to Kansas again? Or going there?
Don’t you remember So-Crates immortal words, “As the sands of an hourglass, so are the days if our lives”?
Doesn’t “days if our lives” sound like you’re unsure of that quote?
Did you hear that the last original Days of Our Lives cast member (John Clarke, who played Micky Horton) died on October 15,2019?