If I tell you that, as far as I know, you *can *roll to see if your 13th level cleric is a sex offender, would that satisfy you?
Are you prepared for me to lay down a +2 gauntlet of challenge in response to your impertinence, sir?
Are you talking about the glove slap, baby, glove slap?
What shall it be: sabers or pistols at 20 paces? atimnie, will you agree to be my second?
Well, who in their right mind would want to be your FIRST?
Should I answer that question?
Will you answer the first question first and the second question second, or the second question first and the first question second?
What if I answer the third question before you ask it?
Who do you think you are, Alex Trebek?
Given that this is an anonymous web forum, there isn’t there a chance that he actually could be Alex Trebek?
Could I also be Art Fleming?
Did you die 25 years ago?
Is that what I want you to think?
Are you asking me, or are you merely musing to yourself aloud?
Does it matter?
Really, does any of this matter?
Are we getting philosophical now?
Aren’t we more philocomical?
What’s the punchline to “Aristotle, Aquinas and Sartre walk into a bar…”?
How can Aristotle, Aquinas and Sartre walk into a bar? Didn’t they all live at different times?