Questions Only

As opposed to a little while ago?

What questions would you like answered with a question?

Haven’t we been doing that all along?

What ARE we doing?

Doing something slightly more productive than posting in the counting threads?

You mean we have to do some real work?

Damn, is that why we’re here? To do real work?

Isn’t it just the opposite?

But don’t opposites attract?

Do you really think so? Isn’t that just a romantic myth?

Thurly you’d like to be with a romantic mith, wouldn’t you, mithter?

Is a myth as good as a mile, or is that a near myth?

Thorry, did I myth thomething there?

Is this all what’s known as Lispomania?

Is that anything like dipsomania?

Would you be surprised to hear that I learned of the existence of dipsomania because it was listed in a D&D table of possible negative effects (as my 8th level paladin rolled that result)?

Now I haven’t played D&D in decades but I am surprised that you can roll for DIPSOMANIA?! What else? Can you roll to see if your 13th level cleric is a sex offender?

That first sentence wasn’t really a question, was it?

Can you respond to the last sentence or don’t you want to?

Yeah, why is Elendil’s Heir being so evasive? What is he hiding?