If everybody is getting their drinks for free, how will this place stay in business? Would anybody like to find an Italian restaurant, where we could have a bottle of red or a bottle of white?
How about a bottle of rosé instead?
Or perhaps some Cracklin’ Rosie?
Isn’t she a store-bought woman?
Yeah, but isn’t it worth it when she makes you sing like a guitar hummin’?
Why are there so many songs about booze?
How about, isn’t drinking booze something people do when they’re happy or sad, just like singing?
Isn’t a bar a perfect setting for a song?
Do you get knocked down, but get up again? Are they ever gonna keep you down?
What does that have to do with thumping tubs?
Did you know Tony Blair used that as a campaign song in 2001?
Did it help?
He won, didn’t he?
Didn’t Tony Blair make an appearance on “The Simpsons,” voicing himself?
Didn’t everybody voice themselves on the Simpsons?
Why isn’t anyone answering any of these questions?
Are they rhetorical?
Is there a good way to answer a question in such a way that you can still end the sentence with a question mark?
How convoluted can you get?
Are we all totally confused now?