Or am I just happy to see you?
Or is it a lethal weapon?
Wait a minute, are we talking about a movie starring Mel Gibson and Danny Glover?
Or is it a reference to Mae West?
And why does Joe Pesci keep showing up?
Would you rather hear him sing?
Has anyone ever heard him sing?
Are you implying something about Joe Pesci’s singing, does Joe Pesci’s singing amuse you, is he like a clown to you, is that what you’re saying, huh?
Izzat a ten-gallon hat, or are you chust enjoying the show?
Anyone else wish Madeline Kahn had done a nude scene?
In what movie?
Would Blazing Saddles be too obvious?
Or are you thinking Young Frankenstein?
Or what about History of the World, Part I?
Do you have any openings which that man might fill?
Did you bullshit last week? Did you TRY to bullshit last week?
Have you found shit?
Would it be easier if we used The Schwartz?
Is your mind a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives?
Are you thinking “Ditto!”?