Well, who isn’t? Who wouldn’t?
Cardigan, where did you come up with that?
God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, do you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore?
And who could forget “You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.”? Or Alex Karras punching out a horse?
Are you just a pawn in the game of life?
Is it twue, is it twue?
Could you make a movie like that today?
If you did, would people go to see it today?
Wait, are we talking about movies now?
Haven’t we been doing that for about two dozen posts?
Really? Who ever would have guessed?
Maybe Carnac the Magnificent?
I know that he’s an icon and all, but didn’t Johnny Carson steal his best bits from other people?
Why stop at Carson - hasn’t pretty much everyone in comedy ‘stolen’ their shtick from someone else?
Didn’t Milton Berle joke about how much he stole from other comics?
And how many comics stole from Berle?
Yes, but how many comics can be said to have stolen from Andy Kaufman?
Honestly, who could pull off what Andy did?
And what kind of comics did he read, anyway? Mighty Mouse, sure, obviously, but how about Nancy, Blondie or Gasoline Alley? Or Doonesbury, for that matter?
Do you know how happy I am that you sent a little love Nancy’s way? Why is it that only haters bring up Nancy? Can’t there be a comic for the little kids?