If there is, didn’t Weird Al do it?
If Weird Al did it, was it a polka?
Isn’t just about every song better with an accordion?
Am I the only person who has an entire CD by the Hohner Accordion Symphony Orchestra?
Am I the only one who owns a kazoo orchestra version of “Whole Lotta Love” and “Theme from 2001”?
What do you think?
Is there such a thing as a kazoo orchestra?
Where do I sign up?
Not a Dr Demento fan, are you?
Is he still broadcasting?
Didn’t CBS buy him out?
Doesn’t Disney already own that?
Doesn’t Disney own almost everything?
Present company excepted, you mean, right?
Doesn’t everyone have a price?
Wasn’t there a pro wrestler who used to say that?
Are there still people who believe pro wrestling is real?
Hulk Hogan once decked John Stossel for saying wrestling is fake; would Hogan still deck one of us for saying that?
Wasn’t it another asshole who did that? Third rate shithead David Schultz?
Yeah wow, would you believe I’m at least relieved that I got Stossel right and didn’t think it was Geraldo Rivera?