Questions Only

Boy, is it just me, or does it seem to others that he’s a man without convictions?

Does he know how to sell a contradiction?

Isn’t it like you’re coming and going?

Have you ever actually done that?

Hasn’t Schrödinger’s cat done that (as long as we don’t look at it)?

Why didn’t Schrodinger use a dog?

Why didn’t Schrödinger use himself?

Did Heisenberg tell him to be certain before he did anything?

Was that Heisenberg before he was breaking bad?

Wouldn’t “Heisenberg” be a great name for a beer?

Wouldn’t “Schrodinger” be an even better name for a beer? And why can’t you express a little more certainty on this point?

Don’t you think a name that sounds like “iceberg”, would be better for a nice cold beer; aren’t you getting thirsty just thinking about it?

Are you all feeling rather parched right about now?

https://www.ratebeer.com/beer/atom-schrodinger39s-cat/295325/

If I say no, isn’t it likely that the reason I’m not is because I’ve already slaked my thirst with a superior beverage?

Is it too early in the day to have a cold beer?

Isn’t it late afternoon…somewhere?

Isn’t it always five o’clock somewhere?

There was a song about that, wasn’t there?

Hasn’t there been a song about just about anything?

Does anyone know if there is a song about the fact that there’s already a song about just about anything?