Regarding nickels and dimes, doesn’t change come from within?
If that was true, wouldn’t we all be pulling change from our butts?
Concerning nickels and dimes, am I the only one who purchased those in a baggie?
Are you purchasing “dime bags” and can we all share?
You’re not encouraging a drug offense, are you?
Is it an offense only if you’re offended?
I’m not offended; can I have some?
Don’t you mean may I have some?
Can you have some if you say “Mother May I” ?
Where’s the word “please” in all these requests?
Wasn’t it John Lennon who said to give “please” a chance?
Which album was that on?
Was it on the same album as “Please Please Me”?
Do you think he changed his mind about “Happiness Is a Warm Gun”?
EDIT: Too soon?
Do you want to know a secret, do you promise not to tell?
Did instant karma get him?
Was it a karma chameleon?
Are your colors like my dreams, red, gold and green?
What club did you say you belonged to?
Was it some kind of cultural association, perhaps?