Wouldn’t the turtles prefer to be in a pond or river?
Didn’t evolution move turtles from ponds to turtle garages?
Does that mean that The Turtles were a garage band?
Aren’t turtles a confectionery?
And if you laugh at them, are they mock turtles?
Sam, have you ever eaten Turtles (the confectionery)?
How do you think I know about them?
Between Mutant Ninjas, chocolate candies, rock bands, and mock soup, doesn’t this already seem like a lot of turtles?
Would you rather have quokkas?
Do you even have to ask me twice?
Would you rather have quokkas?
Would you rather have quokkas?
Was that supposed to be clever?
If you don’t think it was clever, don’t you think it was repetitive?
How did we get from turtles to quokkas?
How do we get to anything in this thread?
Anything at all?
Isn’t it time we got to the gross-looking geoducks?
That’s pronounced gooey ducks, isn’t it.
Isn’t a gooey duck something you find stick to your car’s grille?
You know, I don’t want to visualize that?