Would you rather have to clean it up?
Isn’t a gooey duck just a melted Peep?
Ok, but don’t they taste different?
Is post 20618 still a question, even though it lacks a question mark at the end? Or is it more like a not-very-declamatory statement?
Can we just say that was a typo?
And is post 20620 not a question, even though it ends with a question mark?
Can we continue?
I thought we were continuing, weren’t we?
If I started post 20620, with “Do you know,” would that have sounded more like a question?
Wouldn’t “Must I visualize that?” work better?
Aren’t we getting a bit pedantic about the whole thing?
Have you been on the Straight Dope before?
When have Dopers not been pedantic about such things?
Did ja know that it don’t make me no nevermind??..
Well, how do you like them apples, Mayor McCheese?
I know I didn’t vote for the guy; did any of you?
Shouldn’t Ronald McDonald be the Mayor of McDonaldland?
Maybe he just doesn’t want to release his taxes?
Isn’t that assuming he even files his taxes?
Does the orange Grimace even file his nails?