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Doesn’t “the orange Grimace” sound like the worst fruit drink ever?

And McDonald’s wouldn’t even sell it, amirite?

Wasn’t McDonald’s sued by Sid and Marty Krofft over Mayor McCheese?

Didn’t he look too much like H.R. Pufnstuf, a Krofft creation, hence the suit?

Didn’t he wear an ill-fitting suit, hence the suit?

Wasn’t it more his head and the “Mayor” sash than his suit?

Do any mayors wear sashes these days? Hey, and remember when Homer Simpson had one as mayor of Springfield on The Simpsons and used it as a napkin?

Was that the episode about garbage pickup? Wasn’t Steve Martin in that one?

Wasn’t everyone on the Simpsons at some point?

I wasn’t on the Simpsons, was I?

You mean, you can’t remember if you were or not? Wouldn’t you remember something like that?

Wouldn’t one remember being in a two-dimensional realm? I mean, like, how many dimensions are we in right now?

Can you remember anything more than Homer saying Doh!, Bart saying Eat My Shorts, Maggie shooting Mr. Burns, at this point?

What about Mr. Burns touching his fingers together, and saying, “Excellent”?

Speaking of dimensions, do you remember the episode where Homer entered the 3D/“real” world? Was that a Halloween episode?

Can you believe I actually looked it up?: Treehouse of Horror VI - Wikipedia

Could you ever pass up an opportunity to look things up? Isn’t that kinda your trademark around here?

I know, right?

So I wasn’t the only person who noticed that?

Why else would he change his location if not to show that he’s good at looking things up and tracking stuff down?